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Funny cards. Sweet cards. Slightly inappropriate cards. Emotionally supportive cards for life’s weirdest moments.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, surviving adulthood, supporting a friend through chaos, or just trying to make someone laugh-snort unexpectedly, you’ll find a card for it here.

Every card is designed to feel real, relatable, and a little less cheesy than the stuff sitting in the grocery store aisle.

Thoughtfully written. Professionally printed. Mildly unhinged.
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  • Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow
    Flirtin After Forty

    Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless. Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.
    Flirtin After Forty

    Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud. So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.
    Flirtin After Forty

    So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats. Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats.
    Flirtin After Forty

    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats.

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Still Aging Better Than Your Ex. Cheers! Still Aging Better Than Your Ex. Cheers!
    Flirtin After Forty

    Still Aging Better Than Your Ex. Cheers!

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Strong Women Don't Age Quietly. Strong Women Don't Age Quietly.
    Flirtin After Forty

    Strong Women Don't Age Quietly.

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven't Lost It Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven't Lost It
    Flirtin After Forty

    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven't Lost It

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Thanks For Making Work Suck Less Thanks For Making Work Suck Less
    Flirtin After Forty

    Thanks For Making Work Suck Less

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet) Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet)
    Flirtin After Forty

    Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet)

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady
    Flirtin After Forty

    There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • This Is Your Sign To Get Taco Bell This Is Your Sign To Get Taco Bell
    Flirtin After Forty

    This Is Your Sign To Get Taco Bell

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck
    Flirtin After Forty

    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks
    Flirtin After Forty

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire
    Flirtin After Forty

    Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now. We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.
    Flirtin After Forty

    We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been
    Flirtin After Forty

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • What The Actual Fuck What The Actual Fuck
    Flirtin After Forty

    What The Actual Fuck

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • You Are Lovely As Fuck You Are Lovely As Fuck
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Are Lovely As Fuck

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • You Bring That Big Dick Energy You Bring That Big Dick Energy
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Bring That Big Dick Energy

    $7.00
    $7.00
  • You Can Do It! You Can Do It!
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Can Do It!

    $7.00
    $7.00
Stickers

Stickers

Best Sellers

Best Sellers

Birthday

Birthday

Friendship

Friendship

Journals

Journals

Love & Relationships

Love & Relationships

Parenthood

Parenthood

Encouragement

Encouragement

Teacher Appreciation

Teacher Appreciation

Work & Coworkers

Work & Coworkers


Thoughtfully inappropriate cards for life’s weirdest moments.