If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone
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Flirtin After Forty
If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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Parenting is mostly love, patience, and occasionally muttering something under your breath that you really hope they didn’t hear. 😂
This funny parenting card is for the mom or dad raising a tiny human who somehow knows exactly which button to push—and then pushes it another 47 times just to make sure it works.
Perfect for fellow parents who love their kids more than anything but aren’t interested in pretending every moment of parenthood is magical. Sometimes the kids are adorable. Sometimes they’re assholes. Both things can be true.
Blank inside so you can offer some parenting solidarity, share your latest kid-related disaster, or simply write, “Same.”
Perfect for:
- Moms & dads
- Parenting encouragement
- Mom friends & dad friends
- Parents with a sense of humor
- Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
- Just-because parenting solidarity
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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