If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe
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Flirtin After Forty
If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe
Reliable quality, thoughtful design.
- Regular price
- $7.00
- Sale price
- $7.00
- Regular price
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Some people are the responsible friend.
Some people bring snacks and emotional support.
And some people?
Some people are proudly the hoe.
This funny greeting card is perfect for best friends, sisters, coworkers, and beautifully chaotic women who know exactly who they are.
Blank inside so you can make it sweet, unhinged, or both.
Details:
- Folded greeting card
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope
- Professionally printed on premium cardstock
- Size: 4.13” x 5.83”
- Ships in protective packaging
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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