If Life Gives You Lemons, I'll Bring The Vodka.
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Flirtin After Forty
If Life Gives You Lemons, I'll Bring The Vodka.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
- Regular price
- $7.00
- Sale price
- $7.00
- Regular price
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Because sometimes life hands you lemons… and sometimes what you really need is someone willing to show up with vodka and zero judgment.
This funny blank greeting card is perfect for best friends, coworkers, sisters, or anyone going through a rough patch who could use a laugh and a reminder that they’re not alone in the chaos.
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, hard weeks, stressful jobs, or just checking in on your favorite hot mess.
Blank inside so you can make it heartfelt, hilarious, or mildly concerning.
Perfect for:
- Friendship encouragement
- Breakups & stressful life moments
- Coworker gifts
- Birthday cards for friends
- “Thinking of you” moments
- Emotional support besties
Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope
- Professionally printed on premium cardstock
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.