May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money
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Flirtin After Forty
May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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Let's be honest - Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card!
"If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me."
This card is for the friend who's knee-deep in their "do not disturb unless you're hot" era. Whether they're fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season - they deserve to be celebrated with laughter.
Perfect for:
✔️ Your ride-or-die going through a hard time
✔️ The friend who said "I'm healing" and then downloaded all the dating apps at once
✔️ Anyone who treats bad decisions like character development
CARD DETAILS:
💌 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
📄 Blank inside (because your words of chaos are what matter)
📬 Comes with envelope (so it's ready to send or hand-deliver after cocktails)
🎨 Professionally printed on smooth, high-quality cardstock
Let's be honest - Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card!
"If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me."
This card is for the friend who's knee-deep in their "do not disturb unless you're hot" era. Whether they're fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season - they deserve to be celebrated with laughter.
Perfect for:
✔️ Your ride-or-die going through a hard time
✔️ The friend who said "I'm healing" and then downloaded all the dating apps at once
✔️ Anyone who treats bad decisions like character development
CARD DETAILS:
💌 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
📄 Blank inside (because your words of chaos are what matter)
📬 Comes with envelope (so it's ready to send or hand-deliver after cocktails)
🎨 Professionally printed on smooth, high-quality cardstock
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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