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Funny cards. Sweet cards. Slightly inappropriate cards. Emotionally supportive cards for life’s weirdest moments.

Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, surviving adulthood, supporting a friend through chaos, or just trying to make someone laugh-snort unexpectedly, you’ll find a card for it here.

Every card is designed to feel real, relatable, and a little less cheesy than the stuff sitting in the grocery store aisle.

Thoughtfully written. Professionally printed. Mildly unhinged.
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  • Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do
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    Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

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  • Welcome To The Chaos Crew, Baby Welcome To The Chaos Crew, Baby
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    Welcome To The Chaos Crew, Baby

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  • Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks
    Flirtin After Forty

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

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  • Welcome To The World, Little One. Welcome To The World, Little One.
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    Welcome To The World, Little One.

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  • Well, That Was A Dumb Idea. Well, That Was A Dumb Idea.
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    Well, That Was A Dumb Idea.

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  • Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire
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    Well, That Was A Dumpster Fire

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  • We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now. We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.
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    We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

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  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been
    Flirtin After Forty

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

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  • What The Actual Fuck What The Actual Fuck
    Flirtin After Forty

    What The Actual Fuck

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  • Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates
    Flirtin After Forty

    Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

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  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

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  • You Are Lovely As Fuck You Are Lovely As Fuck
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Are Lovely As Fuck

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  • You Bring That Big Dick Energy You Bring That Big Dick Energy
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Bring That Big Dick Energy

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  • You Can Do It! You Can Do It!
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Can Do It!

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  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card. You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.
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    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

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  • You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs

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  • You Have No Fucking Idea How Strong You Are. You Have No Fucking Idea How Strong You Are.
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    You Have No Fucking Idea How Strong You Are.

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  • You Look Great For Someone Born In The Nineteen Hundreds You Look Great For Someone Born In The Nineteen Hundreds
    Flirtin After Forty

    You Look Great For Someone Born In The Nineteen Hundreds

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  • You're A Special Kind Of Awesome You're A Special Kind Of Awesome
    Flirtin After Forty

    You're A Special Kind Of Awesome

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  • You're Cooked You're Cooked
    Flirtin After Forty

    You're Cooked

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  • You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine. You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine.
    Flirtin After Forty

    You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine.

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Stickers

Stickers

Best Sellers

Best Sellers

Birthday

Birthday

Friendship

Friendship

Journals

Journals

Love & Relationships

Love & Relationships

Parenthood

Parenthood

Encouragement

Encouragement

Teacher Appreciation

Teacher Appreciation

Work & Coworkers

Work & Coworkers


Thoughtfully inappropriate cards for life’s weirdest moments.