This Was Not In The Brochure.
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Flirtin After Forty
This Was Not In The Brochure.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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Life really could’ve done a better job explaining the terms and conditions before we signed up for this shit. 😂
This funny encouragement card is for the friend who has found herself in the middle of a plot twist she definitely did not request. A breakup, parenting chaos, work stress, health struggles, getting older, or just one of those seasons where absolutely nothing is going according to plan.
Sometimes there’s no perfect inspirational thing to say. Sometimes the most supportive response is simply, “Yeah… this fucking sucks.”
Blank inside so you can add encouragement, commiserate about the bullshit, or remind them you’ll be right there while they figure out what happens next.
Perfect for:
- Unexpected life changes
- Difficult seasons
- Breakups & heartbreak
- Parenting chaos
- Work & life stress
- Friends who need support without the cheesy pep talk
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.