Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.
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Flirtin After Forty
Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
- Regular price
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- $7.50
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Congratulations on your adorable new baby—and saying goodbye to eight uninterrupted hours of sleep for the foreseeable future. 😂👶
This funny new parent card is for the mom or dad about to discover that babies are incredibly cute, unbelievably lovable, and apparently strongly opposed to everyone getting a good night’s rest.
Perfect for new parents who appreciate a little honesty with their congratulations. Between midnight feedings, diaper changes, mystery crying, and Googling “Is this normal?” at 3 a.m., parenthood is exhausting—but somehow completely worth it.
Blank inside so you can add your congratulations, words of encouragement, or promise to bring coffee when they inevitably need it.
Perfect for:
- New parents
- New babies
- Baby showers
- First-time moms & dads
- Funny pregnancy gifts
- Sleep-deprived parents
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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