Welcome To Midlife. Please Remove Your Bra Immediately.
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Flirtin After Forty
Welcome To Midlife. Please Remove Your Bra Immediately.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
- Regular price
- $7.50
- Sale price
- $7.50
- Regular price
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Consider this your official invitation to the stage of life where comfort wins and underwire can fuck all the way off. 😂
This card is for the woman who has reached the glorious realization that she no longer has to tolerate uncomfortable bras, uncomfortable shoes, uncomfortable conversations—or anyone else's bullshit.
Perfect for a milestone birthday, your favorite midlife bestie, or the woman embracing this chapter with equal parts humor, confidence, and a desperate desire to put on stretchy pants.
Blank inside so you can add your own wisdom, inappropriate observations, or plans involving wine and an early bedtime.
Perfect for:
- 40th & 50th birthdays
- Midlife milestones
- Your ride-or-die
- Perimenopause humor
- Women who are officially choosing comfort
- Anyone who takes their bra off the second they get home
Details:
A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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