• Democracy? I Hardly Know Her - Funny Greeting Card

    Democracy? I Hardly Know Her – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Spoiler Alert I Like You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Fuck That Guy

    Fuck That Guy

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Fuck That Guy This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • No Kings. More Queens.

    No Kings. More Queens.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. No King. More Queens. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Less Politics More Naps

    Less Politics More Naps

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Menopause Is Hot!

    Menopause Is Hot!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Funny Blank Card "You're Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged"

    Funny Blank Card “You’re Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Strong, Beautify, And Only Slightly Unhinged. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You're Doing Great, Friend.

    I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You’re Doing Great, Friend.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Empowering Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter….

  • Love You, Mean It  - Funny Blank Greeting Card

    Love You, Mean It – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Love You, Mean It This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…