• Freedom Looks Good On You

    Freedom Looks Good On You

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Freedom Looks Good On You This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs - Funny Greeting Cards for Friends, A2

    You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends, A2

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • They Don't Deserve Your Fine Ass Anyway

    They Don’t Deserve Your Fine Ass Anyway

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • You're Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That's Superhero-Level Work.

    You’re Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That’s Superhero-Level Work.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Parenting, The Art Of Yelling "Stop Yelling" While Yelling

    Parenting, The Art Of Yelling “Stop Yelling” While Yelling

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Cards. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • Fresh Out Of Fucks

    Fresh Out Of Fucks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What The Actual Fuck

    What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. What The Actual Fuck This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…

  • New Plan: Fuck It

    New Plan: Fuck It

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…