• The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone

    If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You’re Not Alone

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Remember When We Thought We'd Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.

    Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Welcome To The World, Little One.

    Welcome To The World, Little One.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Welcome To The World, Little One.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…