• Don't Be So Hard On Yourself. You're Doing Better Than You Think.

    Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself. You’re Doing Better Than You Think.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself. You’re Doing Better Than You Think. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Blue Foil Journal: Self-Love & Reflection - Medium Lined Notebook

    Blue Foil Journal: Self-Love & Reflection – Medium Lined Notebook

    $21.00

    ✨ Sleek. Smart. A little snarky. ✨ These medium Moo notebooks are where your best ideas, worst dates, grocery lists, and deep thoughts come to live. Featuring a smooth midnight blue cover with silver foil detailing, each notebook feels luxe without taking itself too seriously — kind of like you. Perfect for journaling, doodling, venting,…

  • Democracy? I Hardly Know Her - Funny Greeting Card

    Democracy? I Hardly Know Her – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Spoiler Alert I Like You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You're My Person.

    Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…

  • Fuck That Guy

    Fuck That Guy

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Fuck That Guy This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Happy Birthday, You Glorious Disaster

    Happy Birthday, You Glorious Disaster

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • No Kings. More Queens.

    No Kings. More Queens.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. No King. More Queens. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • Redefining Hot Girl Era - One Flash At A Time

    Redefining Hot Girl Era – One Flash At A Time

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Redefining Hot Girl Era – One Flash At A Time. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Thanks For Making Work Suck Less

    Thanks For Making Work Suck Less

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Making Work Suck Less. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to…

  • Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Less Politics More Naps

    Less Politics More Naps

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I May Not Always Say It, But I Send You Memes To Show I Care

    I May Not Always Say It, But I Send You Memes To Show I Care

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…