• Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Happy New Year! Let's Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or…

  • Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • New Year, Same Hot Mess

    New Year, Same Hot Mess

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! New Year, Same Hot Mess. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…