This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck
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Yes, this too shall pass. But honestly? What the actual fuck.
This funny blank greeting card is perfect for friends, coworkers, partners, or anyone surviving burnout, breakups, grief, stress, parenting chaos, work drama, or one truly unbelievable season of life.
Supportive, sarcastic, and painfully relatable — because sometimes emotional support should sound like a real person.
Perfect for hard weeks, life transitions, mental breakdowns, healing eras, or simply acknowledging that things have been aggressively terrible lately.
Blank inside so you can add encouragement, solidarity, dark humor, or your own emotional spiral.
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