The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.
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The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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The lights are twinkling, the tree is decorated, and the drinks are officially flowing. Merry Christmas, bitches. 🎄🥂😂
This funny Christmas card is for the friend, sibling, coworker, or favorite holiday drinking buddy who likes their Christmas cheer with a little extra cheer in the glass.
Perfect for holiday parties, girls’ nights, gift exchanges, or anyone whose seasonal traditions involve cocktails, questionable decisions, and waking up wondering exactly how the night ended.
Blank inside so you can add your holiday wishes, make plans for drinks, or apologize in advance for whatever happens at the Christmas party.
Perfect for:
- Best friends & drinking buddies
- Holiday parties
- Girls’ nights
- Coworkers & work besties
- Christmas gift exchanges
- Friends who like their holidays a little lit
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.