Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet)
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Employment is a team effort. And somehow, despite the meetings, emails, deadlines, and occasional questionable decisions, you're still here.
This funny blank greeting card is perfect for bosses, managers, mentors, coworkers, or anyone deserving thanks for their patience, guidance, and continued decision not to escort you out of the building.
Funny, appreciative, and just the right amount of workplace sarcasm.
Perfect for boss appreciation, work anniversaries, promotions, employee recognition, or simply acknowledging that your employment status remains intact.
Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt thanks, inside joke, or promise to do better next quarter.
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