Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.
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Flirtin After Forty
Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
- Regular price
- $7.00
- Sale price
- $7.00
- Regular price
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Congratulations on your adorable new baby and the complete disappearance of restful sleep.
Sure, the tiny human is priceless… but honestly, a full night of sleep is starting to sound pretty valuable too.
This funny blank greeting card is perfect for baby showers, new parents, growing families, or anyone entering the beautiful, exhausting chaos of parenthood.
Sweet, relatable, and painfully accurate for anyone currently functioning on caffeine and survival instincts.
Perfect for baby celebrations, pregnancy announcements, parenting humor, or welcoming a tiny new human into the world.
Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, parenting advice, or sleep deprivation solidarity.
Perfect for:
- Baby showers
- New baby celebrations
- New parent gifts
- Pregnancy announcements
- Parenting humor
- Growing families
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.