Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give.
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Flirtin After Forty
Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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- $7.00
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- $7.00
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Puberty was confusing enough the first time. Now it’s back… but with wine, wisdom, and dramatically less patience for nonsense.
This funny blank greeting card is perfect for friends, sisters, coworkers, moms, or anyone navigating menopause with sarcasm, honesty, and a portable fan nearby.
Relatable, supportive, and just the right amount of inappropriate.
Perfect for birthdays, encouragement, friendship, menopause humor, or celebrating the women embracing midlife exactly as they are.
Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt message, joke, or hormonal commentary.
Perfect for:
- Menopause humor
- Hot flash solidarity
- Midlife birthdays
- Friendship support
- Encouragement gifts
- Women over 40 humor
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.