Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For The Day.
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Flirtin After Forty
Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For The Day.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
- Regular price
- $7.00
- Sale price
- $7.00
- Regular price
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Birthdays are magical. Mostly because for one whole day we collectively agree to ignore the chaos and pretend we totally have our lives together.
This funny birthday card is perfect for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or anyone navigating adulthood with caffeine, denial, and a decent sense of humor.
A little sarcastic. A little too real. A very solid birthday strategy.
Blank inside so you can write something sweet, funny, or wildly inaccurate about how put together they are.
Perfect for:
- Best friend birthdays
- Coworker birthday cards
- Funny adult birthdays
- Sisters & siblings
- Late 20s, 30s, 40s & beyond
- People faking adulthood beautifully
Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope
- Professionally printed on premium cardstock
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.