Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.
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Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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True friendship is knowing exactly when to take away the phone before “I miss you” turns into tomorrow morning’s regret. 😂🍷
This funny friendship card is for the ride-or-die who has talked you off the ledge, confiscated your phone, reminded you why the relationship ended, and prevented at least a few truly terrible decisions along the way.
Perfect for best friends who have survived breakups, bad dates, too much wine, and questionable romantic choices together. Because sometimes friendship isn’t about giving good advice—it’s about physically preventing someone from texting Chad at midnight.
Blank inside so you can thank them for their friendship, excellent judgment, and commitment to protecting you from yourself.
Perfect for:
- Best friends & besties
- Breakup survival partners
- Galentine’s Day
- Birthdays
- Girls’ nights & wine-loving friends
- Just-because friendship cards
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.