Congrats On The New Job! Now Who Do I Complain To?
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Flirtin After Forty
Congrats On The New Job! Now Who Do I Complain To?
Emotional support, printed on cardstock.
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I’m happy for you. Truly. But have you considered how incredibly inconvenient this is for me? 😂
This funny new job card is for the coworker who became so much more than the person sitting next to you—the work bestie, lunch buddy, daily therapist, meeting eye-contact partner, and the person you could always count on for a perfectly timed “what the fuck?” message.
Perfect for celebrating their exciting new opportunity while also making it very clear that you’re personally devastated about losing your favorite person to complain to.
Blank inside so you can congratulate them, tell them how much you’ll miss them, or make them feel appropriately guilty for leaving you behind.
Perfect for:
- Coworkers & work besties
- New jobs & career moves
- Farewell cards
- Going-away gifts
- Office friendships
- Coworkers leaving for something better
Details: A2 folded card • Premium cardstock • Blank inside • Envelope included
Product Details
- A2 folded greeting card
- Blank inside for your heartfelt chaos
- Includes envelope
- Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Professionally printed with vibrant color and sharp detail
- Designed in Colorado with caffeine, sarcasm, and emotional support
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Funny, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged. Designed in Colorado with caffeine and emotional support.