• Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Welcome To The World, Little One.

    Welcome To The World, Little One.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Welcome To The World, Little One.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Remember When We Thought 30 Was Old? Cute.

    Remember When We Thought 30 Was Old? Cute.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…