• If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • New Year, Same Hot Mess

    New Year, Same Hot Mess

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! New Year, Same Hot Mess. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

  • Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Love Looks Good On You

    Love Looks Good On You

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Love Looks Good On You” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us

    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering…

  • If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone

    If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You’re Not Alone

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Remember When We Thought We'd Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…