• Don't Be So Hard On Yourself. You're Doing Better Than You Think.

    Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself. You’re Doing Better Than You Think.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Don’t Be So Hard On Yourself. You’re Doing Better Than You Think. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Democracy? I Hardly Know Her - Funny Greeting Card

    Democracy? I Hardly Know Her – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Spoiler Alert I Like You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You're My Person.

    Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…

  • Fuck That Guy

    Fuck That Guy

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Fuck That Guy This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day - Funny Card

    Happy Birthday! Let’s Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day – Funny Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Funny Blank Card "You're Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged"

    Funny Blank Card “You’re Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Strong, Beautify, And Only Slightly Unhinged. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • Love You, Mean It  - Funny Blank Greeting Card

    Love You, Mean It – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Love You, Mean It This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • I Want To KISS Your Face. - Funny Anniversary Card

    I Want To KISS Your Face. – Funny Anniversary Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I Want To Kiss Your Face.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From "I'm In".

    Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to…

  • "Bruh" (Works For Literally Everything And Nothing)

    “Bruh” (Works For Literally Everything And Nothing)

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “Bruh” (Works For Literally Everything And Nothing) This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…