• Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • New Year, Same Hot Mess

    New Year, Same Hot Mess

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! New Year, Same Hot Mess. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

  • Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family

    Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

  • Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.

    Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us

    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone

    If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You’re Not Alone

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Remember When We Thought We'd Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…