• I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You're Doing Great, Friend.

    I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You’re Doing Great, Friend.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Empowering Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter….

  • I Want To KISS Your Face. - Funny Anniversary Card

    I Want To KISS Your Face. – Funny Anniversary Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I Want To Kiss Your Face.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Happy New Year! Let's Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or…

  • You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine. - Funny Greeting Card

    You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give.  -  Funny Greeting Card

    Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Too Old For TikTok, Too Young For Bingo.

    Too Old For TikTok, Too Young For Bingo.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do.

    Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You're Cooked

    You’re Cooked

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • If Life Gives You Lemons, I'll Bring The Vodka.

    If Life Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka.

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. If Lie Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but…