• Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Love Looks Good On You

    Love Looks Good On You

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Love Looks Good On You” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.

    So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.

    The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations!

    Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Wedding Card: “Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations!” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family

    Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

  • Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.

    Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering…

  • Remember When We Thought We'd Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.

    Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…