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  • If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You're Not Alone

    If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name, You’re Not Alone

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

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  • You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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  • Remember When We Thought We'd Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together By Now?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

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  • Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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  • Remember When We Thought 30 Was Old? Cute.

    Remember When We Thought 30 Was Old? Cute.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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