• New Plan: Fuck It

    New Plan: Fuck It

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    $8.00

    Description: Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet). This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for: ✔️…

  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

  • Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Love Looks Good On You

    Love Looks Good On You

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Love Looks Good On You” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.

    The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us

    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering…