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    Love Looks Good On You – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Love Looks Good On You” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

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    So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud. – New Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever. – Funny Blank Wedding Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts. – Funny Blank Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

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    Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations! – Funny Blank Wedding Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Wedding Card: “Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations!” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead. – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Blank Wedding Card – “Congrats On The Wedding…”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

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    Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade. – Wedding Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Your Happily Ever After Just Got An Upgrade.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

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    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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  • If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering…

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    Funny Blank Greeting Card “If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name”

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

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    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

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