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  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    $8.00

    Description: Funny Blank Card – You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You With That, But Here’s A Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

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  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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  • Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    $8.00

    Description: Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet). This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for: ✔️…

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  • Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

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  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

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  • If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

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  • New Year, Same Hot Mess

    New Year, Same Hot Mess

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! New Year, Same Hot Mess. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

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    Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! – Funny Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

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    Here’s To Pretending We’ll Keep Resolutions Past January 3rd. – Funny Holiday Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Pretending We’ll Keep Resolutions Past January 3rd. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

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    Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! – Funny Holiday Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

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    The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year. – Funny Christmas Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

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    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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    I’m So Proud Of You! – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

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