• There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Menopause Is Hot!

    Menopause Is Hot!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day - Funny Card

    Happy Birthday! Let’s Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day – Funny Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • How Are We Still Alive? Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card

    How Are We Still Alive? Happy Birthday – Funny Birthday Card

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. - Funny Blank Baby Card

    Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. – Funny Blank Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Funny Blank Card "You're Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged"

    Funny Blank Card “You’re Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Strong, Beautify, And Only Slightly Unhinged. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You're Doing Great, Friend.

    I See You. I See The Love, The Effort, The Exhaustion. You’re Doing Great, Friend.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Empowering Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter….

  • Love You, Mean It  - Funny Blank Greeting Card

    Love You, Mean It – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Love You, Mean It This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • I Want To KISS Your Face. - Funny Anniversary Card

    I Want To KISS Your Face. – Funny Anniversary Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I Want To Kiss Your Face.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From "I'm In".

    Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…