• Fuck Yes!

    Fuck Yes!

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • New Plan: Fuck It

    New Plan: Fuck It

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    $8.00

    Description: Funny Blank Card – You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You With That, But Here’s A Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet).

    $8.00

    Description: Thanks For Not Firing Me (Yet). This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for: ✔️…

  • Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • New Year, Same Hot Mess

    New Year, Same Hot Mess

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! New Year, Same Hot Mess. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Another 365 Days Of Chaos Together. Happy New Year! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

  • Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Thanks For Being My Chosen Family. Happy Holidays! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “The Tree Isn’t The Only Thing Getting Lit This Year.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    Scared Is What We’re Feeling But Brave Is What We’re Doing

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I’m So Proud Of You!

    I’m So Proud Of You!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! Im so proud of you! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…