• Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    May Your Holidays Be Merry, And Bright And Not Require Bail Money

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • You're Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That's Superhero-Level Work.

    You’re Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That’s Superhero-Level Work.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • You're Not Too Much. They're Just Not Enough.

    You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Parenting, The Art Of Yelling "Stop Yelling" While Yelling

    Parenting, The Art Of Yelling “Stop Yelling” While Yelling

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Cards. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • Fresh Out Of Fucks

    Fresh Out Of Fucks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Fuck Yes!

    Fuck Yes!

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • New Plan: Fuck It

    New Plan: Fuck It

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    $8.00

    Description: Funny Blank Card – You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You With That, But Here’s A Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…