• Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • No Kings. More Queens.

    No Kings. More Queens.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. No King. More Queens. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    There’s A Fine Line Between Cougar And Cat Lady.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    Strong Women Don’t Age Quietly.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    We’re Still Hot. It Just Comes In Flashes Now.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Menopause Is Hot!

    Menopause Is Hot!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    I Think It’s Time We Lost Our Shit

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give.  -  Funny Greeting Card

    Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You're Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Support Card. You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • You're Cooked

    You’re Cooked

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • If Life Gives You Lemons, I'll Bring The Vodka.

    If Life Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka.

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. If Lie Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but…

  • Besties Don’t Judge Taco Bell Orders

    Besties Don’t Judge Taco Bell Orders

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Fueled By Hope…And Taco Bell.

    Fueled By Hope…And Taco Bell.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…