• I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • You're Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That's Superhero-Level Work.

    You’re Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That’s Superhero-Level Work.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • You're Not Too Much. They're Just Not Enough.

    You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Parenting, The Art Of Yelling "Stop Yelling" While Yelling

    Parenting, The Art Of Yelling “Stop Yelling” While Yelling

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Cards. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • Fresh Out Of Fucks

    Fresh Out Of Fucks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What The Actual Fuck

    What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. What The Actual Fuck This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…

  • Fuck Yes!

    Fuck Yes!

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • New Plan: Fuck It

    New Plan: Fuck It

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Not Letting Me Drunk Text My Ex. Probably Saved Lives. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Congrats On The Promotion! Please Remember Us Little People. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    $8.00

    Description: Funny Blank Card – You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You With That, But Here’s A Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…