Skip to content
Flirtin After Forty
  • Home
  • Podcast
  • Shop
  • Cart
  • Checkout
Facebook Instagram Spotify Apple Podcasts
Flirtin After Forty
  • Home
  • Podcast
  • Shop
  • Cart
  • Checkout
Facebook X Instagram
  • I May Not Always Say It, But I Send You Memes To Show I Care

    I May Not Always Say It, But I Send You Memes To Show I Care

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day - Funny Card

    Happy Birthday! Let’s Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day – Funny Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From "I'm In".

    Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • You're Not Too Much. They're Just Not Enough.

    You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Not Too Much. They’re Just Not Enough. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You with That, But Here’s A Card.

    $8.00

    Description: Funny Blank Card – You Deserve A Raise. I Can’t Help You With That, But Here’s A Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You're Doing Great!

    Healing is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great!

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Healing Is Hard. So Is Pretending To Like People. You’re Doing Great! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

    Add to cartContinue Loading Done
  • Podcast
  • Podcast
  • Shop
  • About
  • Contact
Facebook Instagram Spotify Apple Podcasts
Honest Stories. Sharp cards. Zero pretending.
Stay Close

© 2026 Flirtin After Forty - WordPress Theme by Kadence WP