• Love You, Mean It  - Funny Blank Greeting Card

    Love You, Mean It – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Love You, Mean It This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From "I'm In".

    Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thank You For Always Being One Bad Idea Away From “I’m In”. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Christmas Card! “Merry Christmas From Your Favorite Relative.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to…

  • Holy Shit, You're Still Hot - Funny Greeting Cards for Friends A2

    Holy Shit, You’re Still Hot – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends A2

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Holy Shit, You’re Still Hot This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine. - Funny Greeting Card

    You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give.  -  Funny Greeting Card

    Menopause Is Like Puberty, But With Better Wine And Fewer Fucks To Give. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    Meet Me Under The Mistletoe. Or Literally Anywhere. I’m Not Picky.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

  • You're Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Support Card. You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do.

    Welcome To The Age Where Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • You're Fucking Adorable

    You’re Fucking Adorable

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Fucking Adorable. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…