• Happy New Year! Let's Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Happy New Year! Let’s Both Agree Not To Talk About 2025 Ever Again. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or…

  • Fuck Yes!

    Fuck Yes!

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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    Here’s To Pretending We’ll Keep Resolutions Past January 3rd. – Funny Holiday Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! Here’s To Pretending We’ll Keep Resolutions Past January 3rd. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…