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  • We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • Parenting, The Art Of Yelling "Stop Yelling" While Yelling

    Parenting, The Art Of Yelling “Stop Yelling” While Yelling

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Cards. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

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  • You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    You’re Not Old. You’re Just…Vintage

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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  • Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Thanks For Reminding Me Why Wine Exists.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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  • I’d Share My Fries With You.

    I’d Share My Fries With You.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I’d Share My Fries With You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Love Looks Good On You – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Love Looks Good On You” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

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    So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud. – New Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “So Tiny. So Cute. So… Loud.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts. – Funny Blank Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “The Tiniest Feet Leave The Biggest Footprints On Out Hearts.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

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    Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead. – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Here’s To Better Love Stories Ahead.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Blank Wedding Card – “Congrats On The Wedding…”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On The Wedding! Now The Real Work Begins… Pretending To Like Their Family.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices,…

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    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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  • If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed, You Can Always Be The Hoe” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering…

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