• Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    Spoiler Alert I Like You.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Spoiler Alert I Like You.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    Another Year Older? What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You're My Person.

    Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. Another Year Older, Another Year Of Me Being Grateful You’re My Person This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…

  • Happy Birthday, You Glorious Disaster

    Happy Birthday, You Glorious Disaster

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Happy Birthday! Let's Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day - Funny Card

    Happy Birthday! Let’s Pretend We Have It All Together For They Day – Funny Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • How Are We Still Alive? Happy Birthday - Funny Birthday Card

    How Are We Still Alive? Happy Birthday – Funny Birthday Card

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. - Funny Blank Baby Card

    Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. – Funny Blank Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • Love You, Mean It  - Funny Blank Greeting Card

    Love You, Mean It – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Love You, Mean It This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • I Want To KISS Your Face. - Funny Anniversary Card

    I Want To KISS Your Face. – Funny Anniversary Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “I Want To Kiss Your Face.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

  • Holy Shit, You're Still Hot - Funny Greeting Cards for Friends A2

    Holy Shit, You’re Still Hot – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends A2

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Holy Shit, You’re Still Hot This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • Too Old For TikTok, Too Young For Bingo.

    Too Old For TikTok, Too Young For Bingo.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Age Is Just A Number. A Really Rude One That Keeps Going Up.

    Age Is Just A Number. A Really Rude One That Keeps Going Up.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…