• You're My Emergency Contact. For Tequila.

    You’re My Emergency Contact. For Tequila.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re My Emergency Contact. For Tequila. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to…

  • Freedom Looks Good On You

    Freedom Looks Good On You

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Freedom Looks Good On You This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs - Funny Greeting Cards for Friends, A2

    You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends, A2

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Deserve Butterflies. Not Breadcrumbs. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…

  • Don't Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

    Don’t Let Any Dickbag Kill Your Vibe

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • This Was Not In The Brochure

    This Was Not In The Brochure

    $8.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living…

  • Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    Welcome To The Shit Show, We Have Snacks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    We Used To Be Fun. Now We Get Excited About Air Fryers.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • They Don't Deserve Your Fine Ass Anyway

    They Don’t Deserve Your Fine Ass Anyway

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    We May Not Have Our Shit Together, But At Least We Have Each Other. Happy Birthday, Bestie.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Love You More Than They Ever Could. And I Brought Wine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

  • You're Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That's Superhero-Level Work.

    You’re Raising Tiny Humans And Keeping Them Alive. That’s Superhero-Level Work.

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    Another Year Older And Still No Idea What The Hell Is Going On

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Parenting, The Art Of Yelling "Stop Yelling" While Yelling

    Parenting, The Art Of Yelling “Stop Yelling” While Yelling

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Cards. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

  • Fresh Out Of Fucks

    Fresh Out Of Fucks

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • What The Actual Fuck

    What The Actual Fuck

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. What The Actual Fuck This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just…