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    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Thanks For Being The Reason I Haven’t Completely Lost It. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    Funny Blank Greeting Card “If Your Kids Grows Up Thinking Asshole Is His Middle Name”

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Greeting Card This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

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    You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets – Funny Greeting Cards for Friends

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You Are As Amazing As A Dress With Pockets. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together – Funny Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Remember When We Thought We’d Have Our Shit Together” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best…

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    Welcome To Parenthood: Where Sleep Goes To Die. – Funny Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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    Marriage: The Ultimate Group Project. Congratulations – Funny Blank Wedding Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    Sometimes The Trash Takes Itself Out. Congrats – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…Screw Your Ex, You Deserve Better Too – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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    Wishing You A Lifetime Of Netflix Flights And Take Out Debates

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Congrats On Finding Someone To Annoy Forever.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

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    Merry Christmas! Let’s Pretend This Card Counts As A Thoughtful Gift. – Funny Holiday Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Holiday Card! “If We Survive Another Holiday Together, Drinks Are On Me.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their…

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    Welcome To The World, Litte One. – Baby Blank Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Welcome To The World, Little One.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…

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    Congrats On The New Job! Now Who Do I Complain To? – Funny Blank Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Congrats On The New Job! Now Who Do I Complain To? This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated…

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    Remember When We Thought 30 Was Old? Cute. – Funny Birthday Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Birthday Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

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