• Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    Another Human Who Will Eventually Judge Your Cooking.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. - Funny Blank Baby Card

    Sleep Sold Separately. Baby Priceless. – Funny Blank Baby Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Sleep: Sold Separately. Baby: Priceless.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they…

  • This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. “This Too Shall Pass But Holy Fuck” Funny Blank Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us

    I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us

    $8.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Know Us. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season —…