• Fuck That Guy

    Fuck That Guy

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Fuck That Guy This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    Sending You Lots Of Love As You Deal With This Shitshow

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with laughter. Perfect for:…

  • Funny Blank Card "You're Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged"

    Funny Blank Card “You’re Strong, Beautiful, And Only Slightly Unhinged”

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. You’re Strong, Beautify, And Only Slightly Unhinged. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    Well That Was A Dumpster Fire

    $8.50

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Cheers To Surviving Whatever That Was This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to…

  • You're Fine. I'm Fine. Everything's Fucking Fine. - Funny Greeting Card

    You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. – Funny Greeting Card

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card! You’re Fine. I’m Fine. Everything’s Fucking Fine. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    What A Fucking Year This Week Has Been

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Bad Chapters Can Still Create Great Stories

    Bad Chapters Can Still Create Great Stories

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Bad Chapters Can Still Create Great Stories. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve…

  • Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Blank Card: “Divorce Isn’t The End. It’s The Rebrand.” This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • You're Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Support Card. You’re Stronger Than You Think. And Coffee Helps. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season…

  • If Life Gives You Lemons, I'll Bring The Vodka.

    If Life Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka.

    $9.00

    Funny Card for Your Wildest Friend | Unapologetic AF Greeting Card Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. If Lie Gives You Lemons, I’ll Bring The Vodka. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but…

  • Fueled By Hope…And Taco Bell.

    Fueled By Hope…And Taco Bell.

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • This Is Your Sign To Get Taco Bell

    This Is Your Sign To Get Taco Bell

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Funny Greeting Card. This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be celebrated with…

  • Freedom Looks Good On You

    Freedom Looks Good On You

    $9.00

    Description: Let’s be honest — Hallmark could never. Freedom Looks Good On You This card is for the friend who’s knee-deep in their “do not disturb unless you’re hot” era. Whether they’re fresh out of a breakup, making questionable but empowering life choices, or just living their best messy season — they deserve to be…